Once upon a time there was a man. He farmed apples. One day, his apples started disappearing even though he kept on looking at them. He grew OLD after time. He decided to commit suicide by sumoping off a cliff. As he was jumping, a man in a parachute caught him. The man in the parachute was a detective. He wrote a book about him. The book was about MAGNETS!





That is… very random. I love it!